1. It’s the convention that *everyone* gets buried 6 feet deep, not just politicians. It has nothing to do with what kind of person you are, it’s really just so it’s deep enough that you don’t have coffins floating away every time it rains.

  2. No, they’re not.

    – I’d suggest throwing them into shark-infested waters, but they’d get along swimmingly.

    – It’s not worth the price of bullets to put them in front of a firing squad.

    – Cremating them just makes more greenhouse gases.

    … maybe that’s why we just can’t seem to get rid of them?

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