**One morning when I was going out of the house I met my neighbor’s daughter who was pregnant.
When I returned home I saw her father closing the door.
I told him: “Your daughter hasn’t married yet I wonder how it is possible a girl without any husband be pregnant?
For a moment her father with a bitter smile said: “She isn’t pregnant; it is all wind in her belly. She farts and would recovery.”
Next year perchance I saw the same girl with a baby in her arms.
Next day when I was going out facing her father so I told him: “I saw your daughter with her fart in her arms.”**
Oh really?;.
Get ready for a whale of a time; shamu
The DIFFERENCE is that using a colon won’t lead to pregnancies.
Telling my wife that one lol
I was hoping for a programming joke… you have disappointed me.
Period – punctuation mark, known as full-stop in English
They’re both dissappointing
I thought I was on r/programmerhumour and was trying to find the joke
Lou Lou skip to my lou
**One morning when I was going out of the house I met my neighbor’s daughter who was pregnant.
When I returned home I saw her father closing the door.
I told him: “Your daughter hasn’t married yet I wonder how it is possible a girl without any husband be pregnant?
For a moment her father with a bitter smile said: “She isn’t pregnant; it is all wind in her belly. She farts and would recovery.”
Next year perchance I saw the same girl with a baby in her arms.
Next day when I was going out facing her father so I told him: “I saw your daughter with her fart in her arms.”**
Her daddy won’t stick his second amendment in your face if you get her a semicolon.
Pregnancy.
Ha!
both involve planting dots in the middle of something.