Guy A asked Guy B how he died. Guy B said “long exposure to the cold, hypothermia. How about you?”.
Guy A said “i decided to come home early to surprise my wife, but i found her in the bed naked and there were guy clothes on the floor. I confronted her but she refused to admit she was cheating. I searched all over the house but couldn’t find that bastard. In the end my heart gave out from all the running around and i died from a heart attack.”
Guy B says “Dude, if you had search the refrigerator first we would both still be alive!”
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