Dave accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Frank’s wife, Sue wasn’t wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Dave upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Dave went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Frank’s wife followed and asked, ‘Did you see anything that you like under there?’ Surprised by her boldness, Dave admitted that, well indeed he did.
She said, ‘Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500. ‘After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Dave confirms that he is interested.
Sue told him that since her husband Frank worked Friday afternoons and Dave didn’t, Dave should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Dave showed up at Frank’s house at 2 p.m. sharp – and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 – they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.
Dave quickly dressed and left. As usual, Frank came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife: ‘Did Dave come by the house this afternoon?’
With a lump in her throat Sue answered ‘Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.’
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, ‘And did he give you $500?’
Sue, using her best poker face, replied, ‘Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.’
Frank, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, ‘He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he’d stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.’