Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates….

…..St. Peter met them there. St. Peter said, “I know that you guys are forgiven because you’re here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. You have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big, what kind of car you get will
depend on your answer.”

The first guy walks up and Peter asks the first guy, “How
long were you married?”

The first guy says, “24 years.”
“Did you ever cheat on your wife?”, Peter asked. The guy
said, “Yeah, 7 times…but you said I was forgiven.”

Peter said, “yeah, but that’s not too good. Here’s a Pinto to
drive.”

The second guy walks up and gets the same question from
Peter.

The second guy said, “I was married for 41 years and cheated
on her once, but that was our first year and we really worked
it out good.”

Peter said, “I’m pleased to hear that, here’s a Lincoln.”

The 3rd guy walked up and said, “Peter, I know what you’re
going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn’t even look
at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!”

Peter said, “That’s what I like to hear. Here’s a Jaguar!”

A few days later, the 2 guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto
saw the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk.
When they asked the guy with the Jaguar what was wrong, he
said, “I just saw my wife, she was on a skateboard!”



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