November 27, 2017
The US, England and Ireland are presented with a question. Why is the head of the penis larger than the shaft?
The US funds a study for 6 months at $20 million, and concludes it is to give the man more pleasure during sex.
The British, not to be outdone by the Yankees, spend 3 months and half the money, and concludes it’s to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
The Irish, not to be outdone by anyone spend a weekend drinking, and come back Monday morning concluding it’s to keep the man’s hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.
I played doctor with my girlfriend
Why did the Devil get arrested?
if i had a dollar for every woman who found me unattractive…
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Glad to know where my tax dollars are going
Because I read it the other day some study thought it to be evolutionary to best transplant your own seed while also removing anyone else’s or naturally occurring bodily fluids that might hinder the sperm.
I realize it a joke but the more you know.
I’m black Irish but only from the waist down.
Wait a minute.. The head of your penis is BIGGER than the shaft ????
Know the difference between ‘England’ and the ‘UK’… it’s really fucking irritating when people use them interchangeably.
Definitely expected a sheep joke in there
This would make a good ELI5.
If you decide to churn another guy’s butter and pork a chick who just got nailed, the shape of the bellend acts to unpump her of the other dude’s baby batter.
….it’s not.
I mean it’s WIDER sure, by the shaft in total is far larger. I mean… Unless you have a weird mushroom like… I don’t even want to think about that.
Given the way the other two went, I thought the last one was going to be “to give the sheep pleasure during sex”.
We used to tell this joke when I was in school 20 odd years ago!
Sex at Dawn proposed that sex would have happened with multiple partners and the males have a plunger penis which would allow their sperm better competition in these situations.
Is this what Scientists are trying to answer instead of studying Space traveling methods?
Would be like to the English to think about women’s pleasure durning sex
Your literally testing for the bigger dickhead among the irish and the english?
Takes one to know one 😛! #Eire 🇮🇪
Can someone find the homo joke in this?