The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset…

She asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?”

Maid: “There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.”

Wife: “Who said that?”

Maid: “Your husband.”

Wife: “Oh.”

Maid: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”

Wife: “Who said that?”

Maid: “Your husband.”

Wife: “Oh.”

Maid: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you.”

Wife: “Did my husband say that as well?”

Maid: “No, the pool boy did.”

Wife: “So, how much do you want?”



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