Tag: Yesterday

So I came home from work yesterday ….

…….To find that someone broke into my apartment. Looking around, it seemed like they didn’t really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my

I called my friend yesterday

I called my friend yesterday night at 10.30 pm on phone, he said he was very busy, working on a special Project “Aqua Thermal treatment of Ceramics, Aluminium and Steel under a constrained environment”. I was impressed. Later I realized – fucker is washing dishes , under the supervision of his wife !! View Reddit

So I finally got a tinder match yesterday…

And immediately I started of by asking “So have you heard of the titanic?” She immediately got pissed and blocked me. I guess in retrospect, I shouldn’t have started off with that line. Its not a very good icebreaker. P.s – I just thought of this while taking a shit on the porcelain throne. Can