They make love for hours. Afterwards, while they’re just laying there, her phone rings. The woman answers and has a short conversation. When she hangs up her lover asks, “Who was that?” “Oh,” she replies, “That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he’s having on his fishing trip with you.” View
The nurse tells a Doctor, He considers the results and calls her husband. When he arrives the Doctor suggests that oral sex may help. The husband agrees and they pull the curtain around the bed for privacy. 30 minutes later the monitor shows her heart and breathing has stopped, then she flatlines and is obviously
A blonde woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys
One night he asked the guy what his secret is. The guy replies, ” I have the best pick-up line. When I see a woman I desire, I walk up to her and say, ‘Tickle your ass with a feather?’ When she invariably says WHAT?, I say ‘Particularly nasty weather’.” The drunk is impressed and
After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” She yells, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed
The man dies, so the woman remarries and has 10 more children. The next man dies so the woman remarries again and has ten more children. That man dies so the woman remarries and has 10 more children. The husband dies again and finally the woman dies as well. At the funeral, the priest mutters,
and lines up at the first available teller. Just at that moment the bank gets robbed and she is shot three times in the stomach. She was rushed to the hospital where she was fixed up. As she leaves she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor says, “Oh! You’re going to have triplets.