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An underage weasel walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “I’m sorry. I can’t serve underage weasels.” The weasel says, “That’s fine. I don’t need something alcoholic. What else do you have?” The bartender says “Oh, we have lots! We have water, pop, tea, coffee, smoothies. What would you like?” “Pop,” goes the weasel. View Reddit by justbyhappenstance – View Source Please

A 13 year old weasel walks into a bar…

A 13 year old weasel walks into a bar and approaches the counter. The bartender immediately notices the underage weasel. “Sir, you look extremely young. I can’t serve you even a single beer.” “Oh c’mon. You can’t just slide me one?” “Can’t and will not serve to anyone under age.” “Fine. Well what other things