Tag: walks

A man walks into the confessional…

He says, “Father, I’ve been happily married for 30 years, but last night I met two 20 year-old co-eds, and they took me to their place where we had a wild night.” “I see,” said the priest. “How long has it been since your last confession?” “Never,” said the man. “Never?!” asked the priest. “How

A texan walks into an Irish bar

and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.” The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan’s offer. One man even leaves. Ten

A man walks into a bar and orders three beers

The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they’re gone. He then orders three more and the bartender says, “Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one, and I’ll bring you a fresh one as soon