Tag: walks

A blonde woman walks into a bank…

A blonde woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys

A pregnant woman walks into a bank

and lines up at the first available teller. Just at that moment the bank gets robbed and she is shot three times in the stomach. She was rushed to the hospital where she was fixed up. As she leaves she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor says, “Oh! You’re going to have triplets.

A Nazi walks into a pub…

He sees a Jew sitting in the corner and says “A drink for everyone except the Jew!” But the Jew still smiles. Now annoyed, the Nazi says “Another round for everyone except the Jew!” But the Jew is still smiling. Confused and enraged, the Nazi asks the bartender “What, is he an idiot?” The bartender

A guy walks into a bar…

…and orders a steak. The guy behind the counter tells him it’ll be $1. “One dollar?! I’ve been coming to this bar every week for who knows how long, and it’s always been $12! Where’s Phil the owner?” “He’s upstairs with my wife.” “Well, what’s he doing with your wife?” “The same thing I’m doing

A man walks into a pet store

He tells the attendant that he is chasing something a little different, “everyone has dogs and cats and birds and fish, I want something different” The attendant says “I’ve got just the thing, here, we have a talking centipede” “Perfect says the man, that sounds great ill take one of those” He gets the centipede