Tag: walks

A gorilla walks into a bar

A gorilla goes into a bar and orders a martini. This totally amazes the bartender, but he thinks, “What the heck, I guess I might as well make the drink.” So he mixes the martini. He then walks back over to the give it to the gorilla, and the animal is holding out a twenty-dollar

A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat.

A guys walk into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, a bowl of pretzels on the counter speaks up, ” Hey, you’re a handsome fellow. ” The man tries to ignore this and orders a Pilsner beer. The bowl pretzels then says,” Ooooooh a pilsner, you must be a

A first grade class walks in from recess…

The teacher asks Sarah: What did you do doing recess? Sarah replied: I played in the sandbox. The teacher says: “That’s good. Go to the blackboard and if you can write ‘sand’ correctly I’ll give you a fresh-baked cookie. She does and gets a cookie. The teacher asks Morris what he did at recess. Morris

A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant

….. and goes to the bartender and asks “how much for a beer?” The bartender replies “$1”. The customer completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender “Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert?” The Bartender reply’s “$5”. The guy

A man walks into a pub

The barman asks “Why the long face?” The man replies “I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. So I have decided I’m going to drink myself to death.” The barman looks shocked and says “I’m sorry I can’t help you commit suicide at all let alone in my pub!” The man

A woman golfer walks up to a grounds keeper..

A woman golfer walks up to a grounds keeper and says, “I just got stung by a bee!” “Where at??” Asks the grounds keeper. “Between the first and second hole.” Replied the woman. The grounds keeper looks her up and down and says, “Well, It sounds like your stance is too wide.” Credit: I heard