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A professor makes a bet with a student

A professor makes a bet with a student. Every question the professor asks that the student can’t answer the student will owe him $1, every question the student asks that the professor can’t answer he owes the student $100. Professor: What element has the atomic number 45? The student having no idea hands the professor

Student walks into professor’s office

She says, “I’m just not doing very well in your class. I was wondering if there was anything I could do to raise my grade?” The professor looks her up and down and asks, “What are you willing to do to raise your grade?” “I’d do *anything*,” she answers coyly, playing with her hair. “Anything?”