A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours.” The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks,”What’s going on?” “Terrorists have kidnapped all the politicians , and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they’re going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car, collecting donations”.