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Sick Of Hearing Blonde Jokes

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and died brown. A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, “If

Lil piggy is sick

A Lil Piggy is sick and goes to see Dr. Pig. “Dr. Pig,” he says, “I feel awful!! What do I do?” Dr. Pig says “Here’s what you do: go home and roll around in some salt. I’ll check back in with you in a week.” One week later, Dr. Pig goes to see the