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Heaven was running out of spots for new souls

So St. Peter was instructed by God to only let in people, who, apart from having lived honorable lives, had also suffered a terribly traumatic last moment, and needed consolation for that. The next day, St. Peter went to his place at the front gates of Heaven, and three men were there, waiting for him.

I was running late after playing a round of golf, so I left my clubs with my friend, stuffed a bunch of the balls in my pants pockets and got on a bus…

I sat down next to a beautiful blonde and she kept looking at me and my bulging pockets. Finally, after many puzzled glances from her, I said, “It’s golf balls.” The blonde continued to look at me for a very long time, thinking deeply about what I had said. Finally, unable to contain her curiosity