Tag: running

I was running late after playing a round of golf, so I left my clubs with my friend, stuffed a bunch of the balls in my pants pockets and got on a bus…

I sat down next to a beautiful blonde and she kept looking at me and my bulging pockets. Finally, after many puzzled glances from her, I said, “It’s golf balls.” The blonde continued to look at me for a very long time, thinking deeply about what I had said. Finally, unable to contain her curiosity