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Two guys sitting in a doctor’s office waiting room….

First guy says to second guy: “I …I…I…I’m hhhhh… hear ….fffffff…for my stttut…stutttering ppp,ppp, problem. Yyyy, you?” Second guy says: “I’m here because I have a swollen prostate, gonna get it checked” First guy says: “wwwww, what hhhhh, hhhappens wwwheeen y, yoour, ppppp, pprostate swelll, swells? Second guys says: “well, basically, I pee like you

A child psychologist had twin boys—one was an optimist; the other, a pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on Christmas Day he loaded the pessimist’s room with toys and games. In the optimist’s room, he dumped a pile of horse droppings.

That night, the father found the pessimist surrounded by his gifts, crying. “What’s wrong?” the father asked. “I have a ton of game manuals to read … I need batteries … and my toys will all eventually get broken!” sobbed the pessimist. Passing the optimist’s room, the father found him dancing for joy around the

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me,

“Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!” The man replied, “How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company.” The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room. About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets. Mr. Smith