He meets another man going the opposite way. “Salam aleikum, brother” he says. “Aleikum Assalam” replies Ahmed. “Did you know that the Great Prophet would never allow a woman to walk ahead of him?” asks the man. Ahmed replies, “And did you know that there were no minefields in the time of the Prophet?” He
He slows down, puzzled. “Just who are you supposed to be?” The man replies: “I’m a yellow cunt and I’ll be on my way if you just give me some food! Tim is confused, but gives the sandwich he was going to have for lunch, and the man skips away. He resumes driving, but not
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks,”What’s going on?” “Terrorists have kidnapped all the politicians , and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they’re going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car, collecting donations”.
and it’s bangin’ and clanging and making so much noise. An old man pops out of a house and shouts “Son, why you gotta drag that chain?” and the kid replies “Sir, have you ever tried to *push* a chain?” View Reddit by Jirachis_dick – View Source Please follow and like us:
The cop smelled alcohol on the priest’s breath and saw an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He said to the priest, “Father, have you been drinking?” The priest replied, “Only water, officer.” The cop then asked him, “Then why can I smell wine?” The priest looked at the bottle and said,
..where I read a sign which said, “Speed limit 30km” I slowed down to 30km/h A little further, another one “Speed limit 20km” I had to slow down even more, Moving on, I saw another one “Speed limit 10km” My speedometer had come down to 10km/h Not long after that, there was another “Speed limit
They got out of the car, looked around and spotted a farm 500 meters down the road. When they arrived, they knocked on the door and an old greyed hair farmer opened the door and stared blank. All three friends frantically explained their predicament. ‘You’s can stay for the night as long as you don’t