Tag: priest

A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing.”

“What do they say?” the priest inquired. “They say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'” the woman said embarrassingly. “That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed, “I can see why you are embarrassed.” He thought a minute and then said, “You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two

A Priest with a golf addiction…

awakes to a beautiful Sunday morning after weeks of bad weather. He just can’t work today, he HAS to find a way to fit in a round or two of golf. He calls in sick, and drives 2 hours to distant course so no one will recognize him. He lines up his first shot, a

A priest enters a fish market.

When he asks what the man behind the counter recommends, the man brings out a large fish. “My goodness!” The priest exclaims. “That fish is huge!” “Yeah.” The man replies. “It’s a big son of a bitch.” The priest says “Sir. Please mind your language.” Thinking quickly, the man says “Oh. No. The name of

A priest and a bishop were walking downtown…

…when a attractive hooker invitingly said to them, “How about it… twenty dollars a pop?” They looked at each other quizzically, then said politely to the hooker, “No, thank you.” They walked on and another lady of the night asked them, “How about it… twenty dollars a pop? And again they declined. Then the priest

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer

were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, “What’s with those guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!” The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such inept golf!” The priest said, “Here comes the greens-keeper. Let’s have a word with him.” He said,