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A man and a priest are playing golf…

… the man is putting and misses his shot. “God damnit, I missed,” the man says. The priest tells him to not take the Lord’s name in vain, or God would strike him down. The man swings and misses again. “God damnit, I missed.” The priest, again, reminds him that God would strike him down,

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar

They are about to sit down when the bartender says: “It costs $60 to sit on the chair.” The priest and the rabbi say “That’s absurd! What’s the reason for this charge?” The bartender says “Well the goal is to provide patrons with a sense of pride and accompli—“ The priest and the rabbi throw