Tag: pretty

Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly.

So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said “Yup, he’s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over”. So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said, “Nope, it ain’t Paddy.” The mortician

A pretty girl goes to the doctor..

A pretty girl in her early twenties went to the doctor. “What seems to be the problem?” The doctor asked. Flustered and shy the girl replied “I have some pain urinating and there seems to be a constant itch down there.” “Alright, please take off your pants and panties and lie down on the bench.”