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3 pregnant women are waiting i an ob/gyn office…

All three are knitting newborn baby clothes while thry wait. The first one pulls out a pill bottle and takes one. “This is my calcium supplement”, she says. “I want my baby to have strong bones.” The 2nd one does the same. “Iron for developing blood cells,” she adds. The 3rd one, a little frustrated,

A pregnant woman hobbles into the hospital with one hand on her back.

A nurse asks her what’s wrong, and the pregnant woman screams, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Didn’t!” The nurse shakes her head and says, “I’m sorry…I don’t understand.” The pregnant woman’s face contorts in pain as she shouts, “Can’t! Won’t! Don’t!” The nurse, bewildered, turns to a doctor. “Admit her,” the doctor said. “She’s having contractions.” View Reddit