Tag: plane

Two Newfies are flying a plane

Two Newfies were flying a plane and were getting ready to land. The pilot says to the co-pilot “Alright let’s get ready to land! Follow procedure and adjust the tail flaps!” The plane continues on it’s path towards the runway. The pilot notices that the runway looks a little short and says to the co-pilot

A Mormon and an Irishman are on a plane.

After the airplane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for whiskey which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he’d like a drink. He replied in disgust “I’d rather let a dozen whores rape me than let alcohol touch my lips” The Irishman then handed

Two blind pilots are on a plane

They have sunglasses and white sticks. As the plane starts to move, the passengers are uncomfortable. The plane gains speed, but it stays on the ground. The remaining runway gets smaller and smaller, and the plane is rushing towards a fence. The passengers start shrieking and suddenly the plane lifts, avoiding the fence at the

Two blokes were on a plane one day…

… and they were sitting side by side. Coincidentally, they each had one black eye. They started talking.. ‘hey mate do you mind if I ask how you got your black eye?’. ‘Yeah no worries’, the other one responded. ‘I was at the airport check in and when I got to the counter, I couldn’t

Brad Pitt, Donald Trump, an old man, and a young boy are flying on a plane that’s about crash but there are only 3 parachutes.

Brad Pitt, grabbing a parachute, says: “I’m sorry, guys. My kids need me, my fans need me, I’m outta here.” He jumps. Donald Trump says: “I’m sorry, too, but I’m going to be the smartest president to ever govern the United States.” He jumps. Finally, the old man says to the boy: “You know what?