Tag: party

A Carrot is hosting a party

A carrot is hosting a party. The first to arrive is Carrot’s friend Apple, but accompanying him is somebody Carrot does not know. They look just like Apple, but green instead, and so, carrots says, “Hello Apple, who might your friend be?”. The new fellow replies, “Hello, I am also Apple, nice to meet you.”

A guys arrive at a “Mood” themed party…

He has cut a hole in a pear and is wearing it on his penis. The host answers the door, his penis in a carton of custard. “What the hell are you dressed as?” asks the host. “I’m deep in dis-pear!” says the guest. “Well I’m fucking dis-custard” says the host, shaking his head. View