Tag: party

Four Friends At A Party…

Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, “My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom

Yesterday, I went to a Christmas Party

I had a few beers, followed by a few cocktails, followed by a few shots… I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit. That’s when I decided to do what I have never done before: I took a cab home. Sure enough, there was a police road block on the

A Carrot is hosting a party

A carrot is hosting a party. The first to arrive is Carrot’s friend Apple, but accompanying him is somebody Carrot does not know. They look just like Apple, but green instead, and so, carrots says, “Hello Apple, who might your friend be?”. The new fellow replies, “Hello, I am also Apple, nice to meet you.”

A guys arrive at a “Mood” themed party…

He has cut a hole in a pear and is wearing it on his penis. The host answers the door, his penis in a carton of custard. “What the hell are you dressed as?” asks the host. “I’m deep in dis-pear!” says the guest. “Well I’m fucking dis-custard” says the host, shaking his head. View