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Two friends get a parrot

Two friends get a parrot, but aren’t sure what to name it. The one friend, Bill says “We should name it Bill Jr.” “We should name it Bill Jr” the Parrot squeaked Bill rolled his eyes “Stupid parrot” “Stupid parrot” the Parrot squeaked Clive liked the name “Kiwi” and suggested it to Bill. “How about

The Rude Parrot

David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those that weren’t expletives, were to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird’s attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could