Tag: Paddy

Paddy goes to the pub….

and spends all day and most of the night there, celebrating St Patrick’s Day. Eventually Mick, the bartender says, ‘You’ll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy’. Paddy replies, ‘OK Mick, I’ll be on my way then’. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. ‘Damn’ he says and

Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly

So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said “Yup, he’s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over”. So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said “Nope, it ain’t Paddy.” The mortician

Paddy is leaving his wife

The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “What happened Paddy?” she asks anxiously. “What happened? I’ll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home …

Paddy and Kelly each buy a horse

When they arrive back at their farm, they put them in their stable. **”Kelly, how are we going to know whose horse is whose?”** remarks Paddy. **Oh good job you thought of that! I suppose we will have to cut a short length off one of the horses’ tails, and that one will be mine.**