Tag: NSFW

[nsfw] You missed a spot

One morning, a couple woke up horny so they decided to 69. The husband forgot he had a dentist appointment, so he ran to brush his teeth and use mouth wash. He felt super fresh and confident as he sat down in the exam chair. As the dentist leans in to do his work, he

The Furious Teacher (NSFW)

Teacher: “Why are you giggling?” Boy: “I saw a strap of your bra.” Teacher: “Get out! Don’t come back for a week!” Another boy laughs… Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy: “I saw both straps of your bra.” Teacher: “Get out! Don’t come to class for a month!” The teacher bends to pick a chalk,

Four women were chatting in the locker room (nsfw)

When one of them mentioned the fact that while there were numerous terms for male masturbation: jerking off, wanking, spanking the monkey, and so on… there weren’t any common terms for female masturbation. “I’ve always called it ‘jilling off’,” said one of the women. “But that’s just a feminization of ‘jacking off,'” said the second.