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Two monks are taking a shower together.

Suddenly one of the monks notices that they forgot the soap. So he leaves the shower and runs to his room completely naked to grab some soap. Once he’s got the soap and is walking back he hears three nuns approaching. Terrified that they might recognize him he freezes and pretends to be a statue.

Two monks are taking a shower together.

Suddenly one of the monks notices that they forgot the soap. So he leaves the shower and runs to his room completely naked to grab some soap. Once he’s got the soap and is walking back he hears three nuns approaching. Terrified that they might recognize him he freezes and pretends to be a statue.

The man and the monks.

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep,