Tag: man

A married man went into the confessional

A married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’ The priest said, ‘What do you mean, almost?’ The man said, ‘Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.’ The priest said, ‘Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re

A man and a woman meet in an elevator.

“Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do you get paid for giving blood?” “About $20.” “Wow,” says the man, “I’m going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100.” The woman angrily gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman

Old man and his new car

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror,

A man is drowning his sorrows at a bar.

Over his beer, he tells the bartender, “I built this bar, you know, and many other buildings over the years. But do they call me McGregor the builder? No, they do not. Look outside. Do you see that road? I built that too, and many others over the years. Do they call me McGregor the