Tag: magic

Magic carpet

A blonde , a brunette and a red head walk into a carpet store and spot a talking magic carpet. It spoke, “if you step on me and lie, you will disappear with a POOF!” The brunette steps on first and says, “I think I’m the prettiest girl in town.” She vanished with a POOF!

Magic Dildo

Disclaimer: Yes, I know this is a repost. I haven’t seen it on here in a while and it’s my favorite joke so just enjoy it. A husband had to leave his wife for 3 months while he attended business in Africa. To prevent her loneliness and to lower the temptations of her being unfaithful

Magic Dildo

Disclaimer: Yes, I know this is a repost. I haven’t seen it on here in a while and it’s my favorite joke so just enjoy it. A husband had to leave his wife for 3 months while he attended business in Africa. To prevent her loneliness and to lower the temptations of her being unfaithful