A man dies and wakes up in heaven. After he walks through the pearly gates, he finds a ladder going to another floor. He climbs up, and finds an ugly looking woman. The woman goes, “fuck me, or climb the ladder to success.” The man, turned off by the woman’s looks, continues up the ladder.
As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which was sitting a rather plump and very ugly woman. “Screw me or climb the ladder to success,” she said. No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly