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Brought a girl home from a bar last night and after we went down on each other for a while I slipped on a condom. Suddenly, she looked me dead in the eyes and demanded either forty more minutes of foreplay, or that I drop down and give her 100 pushups. When I asked why she said

“The idea is to provide you with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different holes.” View Reddit by gooberdude – View Source Please follow and like us:

A young girl comes home one day

And runs straight to her mum “mummy look! A boy gave me $20 to do a cartwheel while he sat in a tree” The mum replied “honey, he’s just doing that so he can see your underwear. Don’t fall for their tricks!” The next day the girl comes home with $50 “mummy look! The same

Little Ahmed comes home from school.

His mother asks him: “So what did you do in school today?” “We were experimenting with explosives in chemistry class.” replies Ahmed. “What are you going to do in school tomorrow?” “What school?” View Reddit by wackoclown – View Source Please follow and like us:

Bob came home drunk one night…

Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, ‘You died in your sleep, Bob….’ Bob was stunned. ‘I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back!’ St..