She asked me, “Daddy, why didn’t I get sunburn?” I guffawed, “You can’t, honey!” She looked at me quizzically, “Really?” I smiled, “You can only get daughterburn!” View Reddit by madazzahatter – View Source Please follow and like us:
“Dad, is ‘hell’ a bad word?” And I told him, “Yes, that’s a very bad word. You shouldn’t even know about that word. Don’t be saying that word, ok?” My son agreed to not say it, but then asked, “But hello isn’t a bad word, right?” So I had to explain to him that “hell”
His dad sees this and comments: “Well, looks like someone had a good time tonight.” The kid replies: “You could say that – I just lost my virginity tonight!” Dad, bursting with pride at his little man, says: “Well come on over, sit next to your ole’ dad and tell me about it.” The kid
And runs straight to her mum “mummy look! A boy gave me $20 to do a cartwheel while he sat in a tree” The mum replied “honey, he’s just doing that so he can see your underwear. Don’t fall for their tricks!” The next day the girl comes home with $50 “mummy look! The same
His mother asks him: “So what did you do in school today?” “We were experimenting with explosives in chemistry class.” replies Ahmed. “What are you going to do in school tomorrow?” “What school?” View Reddit by wackoclown – View Source Please follow and like us:
Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, ‘You died in your sleep, Bob….’ Bob was stunned. ‘I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back!’ St..