3 blondes die and go to heaven. Before they can pass through the pearly white gates, they must climb 100 steps, and each step has a old man with a joke. If they laugh, they get sent to hell. They get onto the first step, and the old man tells the joke. The first blonde
He asked St Peter “what is with all the clocks?” St Peter responded, “These are the clocks of lies. Each person has a clock. Every time they lied on Earth the clock moves one tick.” The man noticed a clock that wasn’t moving. “Whose clock is that?” He asked. St Peter said that was Mother
On arrival in heaven, the Holocaust survivor tells God a Holocaust joke. God says, “that’s not funny.” The survivor replies, “ah, well, you had to be there.” View Reddit by ivanthecurious – View Source Please follow and like us:
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. ‘Welcome to heaven,’ says St. Peter. ‘Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around
A terrible bus crash kills 4 Nuns. They arrive at the Pearly Gates and are greeted by St Peter. St Peter says: “Before you enter Heaven, you must be cleansed of sin”. The first Nun, Sister Josephine, raises her hand and says “I have seen with my own eyes a naked penis”. St Peter replies:
So St. Peter was instructed by God to only let in people, who, apart from having lived honorable lives, had also suffered a terribly traumatic last moment, and needed consolation for that. The next day, St. Peter went to his place at the front gates of Heaven, and three men were there, waiting for him.
A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you