Tag: guys

A guys arrive at a “Mood” themed party…

He has cut a hole in a pear and is wearing it on his penis. The host answers the door, his penis in a carton of custard. “What the hell are you dressed as?” asks the host. “I’m deep in dis-pear!” says the guest. “Well I’m fucking dis-custard” says the host, shaking his head. View

My preacher started a sermon with this joke the other week that was actually pretty funny and i thought i would share it with you guys

Alright so in this small rural town there lived two brothers. All of their lives they went around doing horrible things to people that ranged from Vandalism, Stealing, Battery, etc. One day one of the brothers dies and the other brother goes to the town preacher to arrange his funeral and asks him, “For my

Two guys sitting in a doctor’s office waiting room….

First guy says to second guy: “I …I…I…I’m hhhhh… hear ….fffffff…for my stttut…stutttering ppp,ppp, problem. Yyyy, you?” Second guy says: “I’m here because I have a swollen prostate, gonna get it checked” First guy says: “wwwww, what hhhhh, hhhappens wwwheeen y, yoour, ppppp, pprostate swelll, swells? Second guys says: “well, basically, I pee like you

Two guys are out golfing…

One guy says “I’m gonna stop for some more golf balls, need any?” Other guy says, “No, I’m alright, I’ve got one.” “What you mean you ‘got one’, what if you lose it?” He says “You can’t lose it. It’s a special ball.” “What if you hit it in the water?” “No, it floats! Can’t

Four guys bragging about their sons

Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, “my son is a homebuilder and he is so successful that he gave