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Another guy walks into a bar joke

A guy walks into a bar wearing a Browns jersey and carrying a cat that also has a Browns jersey on with a little Browns helmet on his head, too. The guy says to the bartender, “Can my cat and I watch the Browns game here? My TV at home is broke, and my cat

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump

I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?” He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me, too! What franchise?” He said, “Baptist.”

A cop stoped a guy for speeding

“license and registration,” he asked. After handing them over, the cop reviews his license, looks at his face, and says, “it says here you need glasses”. The guy politely protested, “officer, I have contacts”. The cop shot back, “I don’t care whom you know; you still have to wear your glasses”. View Reddit by chacham2