Tag: genie

Three divorced men find a genie

The genie slowly coalesces out of the lamp and addresses his finders. “You each get one wish. However, because you are divorced whatever you ask for will be doubled and given to your ex wife.” The first man blurts out “Well we did end on good terms so… How about $1 million? She’ll get two

Mouse and a bear find a genie lamp

A mouse and a bear find a genie lamp in the woods. The bear rubs it and a genie pops out and says, “Thank you for freeing me, for doing so I grant you both three wishes each.” The bear went first and said, “I wish the entire earth was covered in forests,” and the