The letter f Edit: Thanks for all of the upvotes guys, I really appreciate it. I know I have edited this post a lot and I just wanted everyone to know that this time I am keeping this here no matter how much hate I get for it. I know it is cringy according to
Having heard the crash a blonde flight attendant rushes in to find out what happened. Once inside the cockpit the plane jerks and the cabin door slams shut and can’t be opened. So she pulls the captain out of his seat and sits down, taking the radio into her hands and says, “May Day! May
The pilot, Captain Heelspurs, runs into trouble and realizes they’re going to crash. He races to the cabin, grabs a parachute, and bails, hollering, “There are three parachutes left. You guys are on your own.” Angela Merkel says, “Since I’m the leader of the free world now, I need to survive.” She takes a parachute
Two Newfies were flying a plane and were getting ready to land. The pilot says to the co-pilot “Alright let’s get ready to land! Follow procedure and adjust the tail flaps!” The plane continues on it’s path towards the runway. The pilot notices that the runway looks a little short and says to the co-pilot
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are
Brad Pitt, grabbing a parachute, says: “I’m sorry, guys. My kids need me, my fans need me, I’m outta here.” He jumps. Donald Trump says: “I’m sorry, too, but I’m going to be the smartest president to ever govern the United States.” He jumps. Finally, the old man says to the boy: “You know what?