Tag: fire

Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly.

So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said “Yup, he’s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over”. So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said, “Nope, it ain’t Paddy.” The mortician

A friend of two rednecks burns to death in a fire.

The police office calls Joe-bob and Billy-joe down to the morgue to identify who the police suspect may be their close friend Tommy. The first to arrive at the morgue was Joe-bob. “jesus” he says. “sure is burnt. roll him over” the mortician is confused, but rolls him over. “that ain’t tommy.” Next Billy Joe