Tag: father

A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing.”

“What do they say?” the priest inquired. “They say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'” the woman said embarrassingly. “That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed, “I can see why you are embarrassed.” He thought a minute and then said, “You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two

An Arab boy is speaking with his father.

“Father, why do we wear these shawls on our head?” “To keep the harsh sun off our scalp” He answers. “What about these long robes father?” “To protect us from the blistering wind that carries stinging sand.” Father says patiently. “And our sandals?” “To shield our feet from the searing rocks of course.” “Then why