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An Ottawa man dies and goes to hell.

When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says, “Sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here.” The man says, “No problem. I’m from Ottawa.” So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100, and the humidity up to 80. He then goes back to

A Muslim dies and goes to heaven.

He is about to climb up the white clouded stairs and stops in front of a golden gate. There is a bearded man waiting for him. The Muslim asks: “Are you Mohammed?” “No, I’m St. Peter. Mohammed is higher up” The Muslim is very happy to hear that Mohammed is more important than Saint Peter