Tag: died

Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly.

So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said “Yup, he’s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over”. So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said, “Nope, it ain’t Paddy.” The mortician

Two men died and went to hell

Guy A asked Guy B how he died. Guy B said “long exposure to the cold, hypothermia. How about you?”. Guy A said “i decided to come home early to surprise my wife, but i found her in the bed naked and there were guy clothes on the floor. I confronted her but she refused

There was this engineer who died and went to Hell.

He disliked Hell, so pretty soon he went to work improving it. He installed air conditioning, elevators, bathroom air fresheners, escalators, and all sorts of gadgetry. One day God calls Satan: “So, how are things down there?” asks God. “Great!” Satan replies, “we now have air conditioners, elevators, escalators and bathroom air fresheners thanks to

A man died and went to Hell

One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, “Why so glum?” The guy responded, “Why do you think? I’m in hell!” “Hell’s not so bad,” the demon said. “We actually have a lot of fun down