He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. “This will look nice on my mantelpiece,” he decides, and takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. “I wish for an ice cold beer right now!” He gets his beer and drinks it.
But to his surprise a nun open a door. He tries to apologise, trying to come up with an excuse. The nun, seeing right through him says : ‘This is the right place. If you want to get fucked by the Sisters of Eternal Bliss, you have come to the right place’. The man walk
So he goes downtown to a new pet store that’s advertising exotic animals. Walking around the store the man sees a frog on sale for $1,500 and asks the cashier “why is this frog so expensive?” The cashier chuckles a little and says “well that sir isn’t just any frog, it’s a South American blowjob
He starts sawing a hole in the ice, but just then a booming voice says, “You will find no fish there.” The drunk ignores it and continues sawing. The voice repeats, “You will find no fish under the ice.” The drunk looks up and says, “God, is that you?” The voice says, “No, I’m the
Teacher: “Who said ‘Four Score and Seven Years Ago’?” Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, “Abraham Lincoln.” Teacher: “That’s right Susie, you can go home.” Teacher: “Who said ‘I Have a Dream’?” Again, before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, “Martin Luther King.” Teacher: “That’s right Mary, you can go.” Teacher: “Who
The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, and they go. When they get to the doctor’s, the
He stands up, wobbles a bit, and proceeds to throw up all over the front of his shirt. He looks down and bursts into tears. The bartender walks up and says, _”Hey bud, what’s wrong?”_ Between sobs, the drunk says, _”My life is over. I told my wife I would quit drinking, and just look.
It was quiet little town where lot of people were god fearing and church going folk. His bar began construction on a new building on the same street as one of the town churches (one of twelve) to increase their business. The local Baptist church among other god fearing folk of course were shocked and