Husband says to his wife that he is going golfing. She gets upset because she thought they would spend the day together. Husband: “honey just give me the day I need to relieve some stress. Besides You don’t even golf.” Wife: “I want to learn and besides it’s something we can do together.” The husband
In the line at Walmart there was a little old lady in front of me, $73 of shopping but her card was declined! I was feeling generous especially at this time of year and you’ve got to help out so I helped her put it all back. View Reddit by rumblefish65 – View Source Please
Damnit, must have been a side effect from the Holy Viagra. It won’t go away, but he has a parade to go to that morning! So he steps onto his Holy Balcony, slips out of his Holy Pyjamas, and does what most people do when they have an erection they want to get rid of.