Tag: confession

A Catholic kid goes into confession…

“Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” “Yes, son, what did you do?” “I cannot say.” “You must confess, or I cannot give you absolution.” “Well, Father, I had relations with a young girl.” “I will forgive you. But who was the young girl?” “Sorry, Father, I cannot betray a confidence.” “It would help a

A girl one day goes into confession…

Girl: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned.” Priest: “What have you done my child?” Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.” Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?” Girl: “Because he touched my hand.” Priest: “Like this?” He then touches her hand. Girl: “Yes Father.” Priest: “That’s

An elderly man walks into confession and says…

“Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and eleven healthy grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18 year old girls. I made love with both of them… twice.” The priest said, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?” “Never Father… I’m Jewish.” “So then,