Tag: Buy

Buy a tie

A fleeing Taliban fighter desperate for water was lost in the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards ‘the object’ only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban fighter asked, “Do you have water?!!?” The Jewish

Joe wanted to buy a Harley motorcycle.

He doesn’t have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a ‘for sale’ sign on it.  The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It’s shiny and in mint condition. He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. ‘Well, it’s quite

A man decides to buy his family a pet

So he goes downtown to a new pet store that’s advertising exotic animals. Walking around the store the man sees a frog on sale for $1,500 and asks the cashier “why is this frog so expensive?” The cashier chuckles a little and says “well that sir isn’t just any frog, it’s a South American blowjob

Man goes to buy a house

a man goes to buy a house, and he found one very good looking one. it was near the beach, it was big and it was cheap. So the man goes to see the house with the seller. They tour the house and it looks like it is everything he coud want, big, cheap and