Tag: Boy

A young Boy and A Barber

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

Brad Pitt, Donald Trump, an old man, and a young boy are flying on a plane that’s about crash but there are only 3 parachutes.

Brad Pitt, grabbing a parachute, says: “I’m sorry, guys. My kids need me, my fans need me, I’m outta here.” He jumps. Donald Trump says: “I’m sorry, too, but I’m going to be the smartest president to ever govern the United States.” He jumps. Finally, the old man says to the boy: “You know what?