An average boy gets home from school and shows his mother his report card. The mother opens it and sees all “B”s and “C”s and is disappointed with her son. She heard from a friend that the nearby church school does a great job at fixing people right up, so she decides to send her
He decided that he’d go see whats wrong with her. When he looked in his mothers room he saw that she was laying on her bed naked and rubbing herself and saying, “I need a man, I need a man.” So this quite a few times and then one night he heard his mother again,
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”
Tommy asks him, “What did you have for breakfast ten years ago today?” The man replies, “eggs.” Think that the man was full of it, the boy walked away unimpressed. The boy grew up, got married to a lovely girl named Jane and had two little boys, Marvin and Jacob. Tommy became a successful airline
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his
Brad Pitt, grabbing a parachute, says: “I’m sorry, guys. My kids need me, my fans need me, I’m outta here.” He jumps. Donald Trump says: “I’m sorry, too, but I’m going to be the smartest president to ever govern the United States.” He jumps. Finally, the old man says to the boy: “You know what?