Tag: bar

A gorilla walks into a bar

A gorilla goes into a bar and orders a martini. This totally amazes the bartender, but he thinks, “What the heck, I guess I might as well make the drink.” So he mixes the martini. He then walks back over to the give it to the gorilla, and the animal is holding out a twenty-dollar

A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat.

A guys walk into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, a bowl of pretzels on the counter speaks up, ” Hey, you’re a handsome fellow. ” The man tries to ignore this and orders a Pilsner beer. The bowl pretzels then says,” Ooooooh a pilsner, you must be a