So I walked into a sex shop the other day…

Me: I’m looking for a blow up doll

Manager: Great, we have plenty! What gender?

Me: I’d like a female.

Manager: Awesome, and would you like the doll to be Christian, Protestant, or Muslim?

Me: (confused) Why does the religion matter? What’s the difference?

Manager: Well, there really is none between the Christian and Protestant. However, the Muslim will blow itself up.



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