Young boy asks his father:
I don’t understand the difference between the words, Potentially and Realistically
OK Son, I could explain but it’s better you find out for yourself.
Go to your Mom and ask her if she would have sex with Paul Newman for 1 Million Dollars
Then go ask your sister if she would have sex with Tom Cruise for 1 Million Dollars.
Than go ask your older brother if he would have sex with Brad Pitt for 1 Million Dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learned.
Son comes back an hour later.
Father asks son what he learned.
Well dad, Potentially we are sitting on 3 Million Dollars.
…but Realistically we are living with two Whores and a Fag.