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  1. **One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, “Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?” His grandpa replied, “Can your penis reach your asshole?” “No”, said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, “Then you’re not old enough.”
    The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, “Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?” His grandpa replied, “Can your penis reach your asshole?” “No” said Little Johhny. “Then you’re not old enough.” his grandpa replied.
    The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, “Can I have some of your cookies?” Little Johnny replied, “Can your penis reach your asshole?” His grandpa replied, “It most certainly can!” Little Johnny replied, “Then go fuck yourself.**

  2. Lol, reminds me of a coworker. Outside in the break area he asked me for a light. I pulled out my e-lighter and turned it on. He asked if I had a real lighter. When I asked him why he didn’t want to use the e-lighter he told me that he didn’t want to breathe in anything toxic. 😐

  3. A girl called Ella told me smoking can give you diseases. She sounded surprised when I told her “that may be true, but it also cures salmon Ella”.

  4. I know this is a joke and, but there’s people that claim that smoked meats could cause cancer (due to nitrates). I’ve seen observational studies, though nothing controlled, so not panicking (wife has, for a long time)

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