An Airplane is about to crash…

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands

The two lesbians next door.

The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.  I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex.  It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, “I wanna watch.” View Reddit by einstein6 – View Source