The Panda and the Prostitute.

A panda spent the night in bed with a prostitute. The following morning as he is about ready to leave, the prostitute yells after him, “Hey, aren’t you going to pay me?” The panda appears confused, so she throws a dictionary at him and tells him to look up ‘prostitute.’ The definition reads: ‘A woman

A man was invited to a wedding

A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them…  1. Bride relatives  2. Groom relatives  He entered the groom door and found two doors again.  1. Ladies  2. Men  He entered men door and found two doors again.  1. People with gifts  2. People without