An old Jew is sitting on a park bench

reading Louis Farrakhan’s newspaper. His friend Harry walks by, stops, and says, “Irv, what are you doing reading that paper? You should be reading The Jewish Journal.'” Irv says, “‘The Jewish Journal’ has stories about anti-Semitism, problems in Israel…all kinds trouble for Jewish people. I like to read good news.” Harry says, “What good news

Four men in a hospital

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse then yells to the second man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!” “That’s weird,”